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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Chicagodogs on July 27, 2013, 08:59 pm

Title: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: Chicagodogs on July 27, 2013, 08:59 pm
I have been clean for over 3 years and not by choice. First, I moved out of state and lost my connections. Then I got a job that did random drug tests. But not knowing where to get anything, really didn't bother me. And I've had 3 randoms so far. Now, that I found Silk Road and placed an order for some highly anticipated smoke. I now have to figure out a way around a random drug test. I've heard of synthetic urine, but I also read that they have a new test that checks for synthetic urine. What am I going to do? Got any suggestions? Drug tests suck!
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: 69isfun on July 27, 2013, 09:10 pm
I'm not going to be much help on this because I forgot the important details. I went to my local headshop and asked the guy about testing and he gave me a pill. It was one pill and it had some very specific instructions on when to take it in relation to your testing.  And here's where I fail. I can't remember the name of the pill. It was way easier than synthetic urine. That handwarmer rubber hose setup is a joke. The pill worked for me.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: East India Traitor on July 27, 2013, 09:15 pm
I call bullshit on any pill...cannabinoids are stored in fat no pill is gonna stop you body from breaking down some fat...you will show positive for at least 40 days give or take 3-5 days on if you smoke more than  1 time a month.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: 69isfun on July 27, 2013, 09:24 pm
No man- it doesn't work like that. I was also skeptical. The pill 'treats' your bladder, not your entire body. It's like drinking a bunch of cranberry juice. You have a limited window of clean piss before the chemicals begin to show.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: abdomen on July 27, 2013, 09:27 pm
40 days? Are you joking??
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: Chicagodogs on July 27, 2013, 09:37 pm
40 days is what I've been reading too.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: East India Traitor on July 27, 2013, 09:51 pm
No man- it doesn't work like that. I was also skeptical. The pill 'treats' your bladder, not your entire body. It's like drinking a bunch of cranberry juice. You have a limited window of clean piss before the chemicals begin to show.
Yeah cause toxins dont leave your body if you are full on cranberry juice. There is no clean window that is propaganda to sell bullshit to stoners and it obviously works. The fact of the matter it might show weak on a piss am wait test but not on a lab test.

40 days is what I've been reading too.
Yeah i read it, I tested it, it's fact.
I know you guys think I'm some douche newb, but this is just an exercise of my freedom to use proper security on the forum. If you don't want to listen to facts  and argue your opinion to my facts that's fine but I'm gonna continue posting facts not hearsay and opinions.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: .mary666 on July 27, 2013, 09:58 pm
Many people are different with their systems breaking the tetrahydrocannabinol, 21-28 days tops, ignore silly balls indian traitor. and you can speed the process up with water lots of water.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: eguy85 on July 27, 2013, 10:04 pm
You are all wrong, the detection window for casual marijuana use is extremely short. I'm talking 1-3 days after use. Don't believe me. Check out this link.

***Clearnet warning***

http://www.med.navy.mil/sites/jaxdruglab/SiteCollectionDocuments/NDSL%20Fact%20Sheet%2021%20May%2012.pdf
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: Chicagodogs on July 27, 2013, 10:13 pm
Since I'm clean now, I'm thinking of freezing my urine. Do you think that would work?
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: adamiz on July 27, 2013, 10:25 pm
I don't my friend in which country you live but I wouldn't accept a job that has drug tests? I am mean Who are they to criticize what you do in your free time? If you can, change job. That is called biopolitic abuse in my language and it means that your employer has the right to tell you want to not do when you are not working. This is silly to my opinion..

Take care my friend

Adamiz

Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: East India Traitor on July 27, 2013, 10:31 pm
Many people are different with their systems breaking the tetrahydrocannabinol, 21-28 days tops, ignore silly balls indian traitor. and you can speed the process up with water lots of water.
Hey dipshit you even detoxed and took a drug test ever 7 days..I have twice, these are how I know this information..it is fact and the only dipshit is you, water has absolutely nothing to do with it. This is the cranberry window all over again.

You are all wrong, the detection window for casual marijuana use is extremely short. I'm talking 1-3 days after use. Don't believe me. Check out this link.

***Clearnet warning***

http://www.med.navy.mil/sites/jaxdruglab/SiteCollectionDocuments/NDSL%20Fact%20Sheet%2021%20May%2012.pdf


You see this guys that is a clearnet link, those are not allowed to be posted in fact these types of clearnet links allow your tor program become absolutely pointless. So you want to trust a blow hard referencing your to a government sponsored web link on an illegal black market.. think twice stupid.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: eguy85 on July 27, 2013, 10:54 pm
I clearly labeled it as with a warning, and you can simply visit the site outside of your tor browser. I'm just trying to spread true information. The whole weed stays in your system for 21 days is a fallacy.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: East India Traitor on July 27, 2013, 11:13 pm
I clearly labeled it as with a warning, and you can simply visit the site outside of your tor browser. I'm just trying to spread true information. The whole weed stays in your system for 21 days is a fallacy.
Misinformation spread by the government...yeah! no that's not new.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: fucknuts on July 28, 2013, 01:02 am
I call bullshit on any pill...cannabinoids are stored in fat no pill is gonna stop you body from breaking down some fat...you will show positive for at least 40 days give or take 3-5 days on if you smoke more than  1 time a month.

40 days???  I'm a 1-2x/month smoker and I passed a test 3 days after I smoked.  Drank 2 liters gatorade, pissed once, then gave the second piss for the test.

Order some thc test strips off of ebay.  they're cheap, and you'll be able to get a feel for it.
Title: Re: Drug testing sucks!
Post by: freecondomsale on July 28, 2013, 01:17 am
Sorry East India but I'm with fucknut and eguy.  I've taken drug tests and 21 days of not smoking (after being a heavy smoker mind you) I could pass a test.  Maybe your test was extra sensitive or you were an extra heavy smoker.  I don't think anyone here is doubting your experience, it's just that your experience seems atypical.

Sidenote:  What is the issue with opening clearnet links in your tor browser?  Is that a no-no?  Seems better than cruising them on your legit IP if it's sensitive info.